Baby Got Rack

I like big bucks and I cannot lie
You other mothers can't deny
When a buck walks in with 
an itty bitty grin
and a great bg healthy rack
you get sprung!

My sisters tried to warm me
but that rack you got 
make me so horny

Ooh that velvet over bone
want to get you all alone
Well use me use me 
cos  you aint that average hoofie!

So Does (yeah) Does (yeah)
Has your boyfriend got the bone? (Hell yeah!)
Well shake it! Shake it! Shake it! 
Shake that healthy rutt
Baby got rack!

So fellas if you got the points
I can exercise your joints
Dial 1-900-ONLY FAWN
and maybe we can get it on?

Baby got rack
Baby got rack
Little in his head, 
but oh,
Baby got rack!

Accidentally Kenneth

Accidentally Kenneth the shop
things of dream uh huh...
I was creamed and locked out
no not up to speed.

Another picture:
any old string
A crime of passion
from the insiders screen

I never understood
the topic of sin uh huh

You were an expedition
sucking on ice cubes uh huh

I studied your cartoons
and your music
in a news magazine

Thought you said electrode
and discuss not the things
that you'd been...

Crimes! Cocktails!
Two follows two.
You said that honey
was the shackles of you!

You were ashamed
Violently, uh huh!
I never understood
the topic of pain, uh huh

What's the frequency Kenneth?
The shop! Things have dreamed! Uh huh!
Butterfly decaf you'll be never
talking the sane...

Smiles cocktails two follows two
You said that honey was
the shackles of you
You were ashamed
Violently! Uh huh!

I never understood
the tropic of sane uh huh
You were an expeditious sucking
on ice cubes uh huh...

I couldn't understand!

You said that honey was
 the shackles of youth uh huh...

I couldn't understand!

You were ashamed
Violently!

I couldn't understand!

I never understood
 the topic of dream uh huh...

I couldn't understand...

I couldn't understand...

I couldn't understand...

Arlene: If I had a hammer

A Good Beginning

Arlene's eyes glow brightly as she starts to babble. "Vhelels of interlocking zircles, zixfold zymetry, ja, like a flower, like a rose, wheels of mithril zilver, very ight, very strong, arms like a tree, ya, vreaching out to emprace ze purrfect zircle of ze cog teez... A vlower of zilver going round and round and round and round and round...."

Abbadon would grin at that softly, moving to wrap an arm around her and offer her a firm hug, listening to her as he purrs softly.

Arlene purrrs and rubs her face against him. "It vill be beautiful, zo beutiful, always in motion, like ze musik ov ze spheres..."

Abbadon smiles at that and nods his head, petting along her head and ears as he purrs. "I can't wait to see more of your work, Arlene.. I've always appreciated good metal work and what little i've seen from you has already stunned me."

Arlene nods enthusiastically. "May girl begin now?" she begs. "Pleeease?"

 Abbadon smiles softly at that and nods his head, sitting up slowly and purring. "As long as I get to watch you."

Arlene leaps to her feet and gives her master an impulsive hug, almost like he was one of her sisters. "Arlene will begin drafting the design now, then prepare casting the alloy. Von hundred cog vhells of assorted size vill be a gut beginning, Ja, a gut beginning!

Bamika in Wonderland

Doctor Seeks Servant

Greetings. I am Dr. Animal Haiku PhD DO (animal.haiku). I'm a physician setting up a new practice in Caledon Stormhold. I am seeking a personal servant/girl friday to provide service and companionship, although nothing sexual in nature. I strongly prefer a furry, as I am a lion myself. I will provide lodging, training in the medical field, necessary items and other favours. I can be contacted by IM, Notecard, or message left at the Tree of Life Medical Center in Caledon Stormhold.

My Spots

What you gonna do with all that freight,

all that freight inside your crate?

What you gonna do with all that freight?

All that freight? All that freight?

What you gonna do with all that room,

in your AMAZING crate of DOOM?

What you gonna do with all that room?

All that room? All that room?

Do you wanna see what's in my sack?

In my sack? In my sack?

Buck you wanna see what's in my sack,

Then you better have a great big rack!

Great big rack! Great big rack!

You love my love my spots,

my lovely fawny spots

on the back and on the front

you love my love my spots!

You love my fawny spots,

on the back and on the front

my lovely lovely spots

You'd like to touch my spots!

You'd like to touch my spots

my lovely fawny spots

on the back and on the front

but it's not that time of year!

*Screech of stylus being lifted off record*

With apologies to the Black Eyed Peas

Published for the purpose of parody only which is protected as fair dealing under Australian copyright law, and fair use under US law.